<p><br></p>

After having his name invoked by Senator Cruz, Dr. Carson paused, took a deep breath, and slowly opened his eyelids. 


CNN Moderator, Wolf Blitzer, after witnessing the feat, fell back in his chair, causing a short panic at the University of Houston. "It was crazy," said an audience member. "But it made sense. He needed to pull out a big stop at this point, and I think this just did the trick."


Carson's Communications Director, Larry Ross, when asked about the phenomenon explained, "We and Dr. Carson had been working on this strategy for weeks now, just waiting for the right time to implement it. Tonight was the night, and Dr. Carson executed the move perfectly."


Only time will tell, but it is conceivable that Dr. Ben Carson just won himself the White House. 

Share
Hosted on Roast.io